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  <title>Yesterday my bf and i were having some fun.  He decided to go down </title>
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    <![CDATA[Yesterday my bf and i were having some fun.  He decided to go down and lick me and sprayed what he thought was candy spray but it was really perfume which gave me a rash. {bf) youFML<br><br>By: burning<br />on 12-08-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 134 | No Votes: 130<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today my boyfriend thought that he would finger me while i was asleep.  I </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today my boyfriend thought that he would finger me while i was asleep.  I was shocked and reacted by giving him a black eye. (bf) youFML<br><br>By: kitten22<br />on 01-08-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 97 | No Votes: 131<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today it was storming outside and I had to run away from lightening and THUNDER. </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today it was storming outside and I had to run away from lightening and THUNDER. It was gloomy and cold and I was alone. But as I was waiting for my ride this random Asian man stole my damn umbrella and ran away smiling like the Cherise cat. Then I got splashed on by a car driving past me. (bad day) youFML<br><br>By: DarkDrama<br />on 29-07-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 67 | No Votes: 94<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today my boyfriend of two years broke up with me cause he thought I cheated </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Miscellaneous/947</link>
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    <![CDATA[Today my boyfriend of two years broke up with me cause he thought I cheated on him with my best guy friend.  I tried explaining to him but he does not believe me. (Mick) youFML<br><br>By: cdeezy<br />on 23-07-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 54 | No Votes: 87<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today my mom told me to get a date because I spent to much time </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today my mom told me to get a date because I spent to much time by myself masturbating. FML. (mom) youFML<br><br>By: booboox33<br />on 22-07-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 113 | No Votes: 89<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My mom recently died my wife blew my entire inheritance my brother is dying of </title>
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    <![CDATA[My mom recently died my wife blew my entire inheritance my brother is dying of prostate cancer my wife left and served me with divorce papers after I was diagnosed with prostate cancer I was just operated on and now Im broke claiming bankruptcy and being forced into foreclosure. Fml<br><br>By: mrfixitusa<br />on 21-07-2010<br>Category: Health                             <br>Yes Votes: 254 | No Votes: 42<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Recently my dads girlfriend is pregnant with a boy. While I love the fact that </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Miscellaneous/938</link>
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    <![CDATA[Recently my dads girlfriend is pregnant with a boy. While I love the fact that finally having a little brother I hate my dads girlfriend and her 7 year old son. My dad knows i do not like them but unfortunately she makes him happy so he will not do anything. (Dad) youFML<br><br>By: everhaven00<br />on 21-07-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 65 | No Votes: 49<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last year on super bowl sunday my little brother who was 8 went to get </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Intimacy/914</link>
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    <![CDATA[Last year on super bowl sunday my little brother who was 8 went to get my parents when the game started.  However they were making love but did not lock the door.  My brother was terrified and I had to explain to him what happened. (Parents) youFML<br><br>By: ToWriteLoveOnHisArms<br />on 08-07-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 58 | No Votes: 78<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>A few days ago my boyfriend dumped me saying that we were arguing too much. </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Love/889</link>
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    <![CDATA[A few days ago my boyfriend dumped me saying that we were arguing too much.   The next day i saw him again and he was acting cold hearted to me and glaring at me the entire time. I found out Im pregnant.  Yesterday we argued again and i couldnt tell him i was pregnant. Today i found out he sleep with my bfs sister.(matt)youfml <br><br>By: Sadstoryitmightbe<br />on 06-07-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 36 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>today my girlfriend and i were having sex i was approaching the big finish i </title>
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    <![CDATA[today my girlfriend and i were having sex i was approaching the big finish i looked down and noticed she was looking at her nails when she saw me looking at her she simply said und are you finished im hungryund. my shaft went limp she got up made a sanwich and i have blue balls. it was our 1 year anniversary. (Ashley Cooper) youFML<br><br>By: andrew w<br />on 06-07-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 23 | No Votes: 52<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>A few months ago my father passed away and my stepmother of 18 years cried </title>
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    <![CDATA[A few months ago my father passed away and my stepmother of 18 years cried to me that she didnt know how she was gonna pay the remainder of the mortgage and the car my father had recently bought her.  So while in a vulnerable state she conned me out of 40000 from my trust fund. (Robin) youFML<br><br>By: DumbKid<br />on 04-07-2010<br>Category: Money<br>Yes Votes: 43 | No Votes: 7<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>A couple of years ago my ex-boyfriend dumped me for my ex-best friend because he </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Love/873</link>
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    <![CDATA[A couple of years ago my ex-boyfriend dumped me for my ex-best friend because he thought I was fat. He thought shes skinny and looked like French models. I still remember this because he made me ashamed of how I look. (My ex-boyfriend) youFML<br><br>By: Bella Weiss<br />on 04-07-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 18 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Bella Weiss</author>
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  <title>Today I saw a commercial for a Snuggie. I thought it was a very stupid </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Miscellaneous/871</link>
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    <![CDATA[Today I saw a commercial for a Snuggie. I thought it was a very stupid idea but I couldnt change the channel because I was under a blanket and didnt want my arms to get cold.(people)  youFML<br><br>By: snuggsters<br />on 03-07-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 9 | No Votes: 24<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>The other day my boyfriend was almost home from his three week stay with his </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Intimacy/850</link>
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    <![CDATA[The other day my boyfriend was almost home from his three week stay with his parents. I wanted to give him a surprise so I started masturbating with a Popsicle. Unfortunately it melted inside me.  The stick had splinters and now my vagina is sore(Oh) youFML<br><br>By: vegantragity101<br />on 30-06-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 27 | No Votes: 62<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I went to the park with my friend. There was this really hot guy </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Love/828</link>
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    <![CDATA[Today I went to the park with my friend. There was this really hot guy there and he kept looking my way. So I made it a point to look back at him too and even flirt a bit. He walked right by me and my friend and completely ignored me but said to my friend undHeyund Teresa and Hot guy youFml (Oh) youFML<br><br>By: Essence<br />on 28-06-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last night i went to a prom. Everything was going perfect until i started drinking </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Love/823</link>
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    <![CDATA[Last night i went to a prom. Everything was going perfect until i started drinking and drinking and I got fucked up. i started crying about this girl i have i huge crush on since 8 years ago i even called her and commented on her FB wall while i was still drunk... She didnt care for shit. (SHE) youFML<br><br>By: alexFAILED<br />on 28-06-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 19<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Yesterday I was excited about to go see my gf then she texts me telling </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Love/779</link>
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    <![CDATA[Yesterday I was excited about to go see my gf then she texts me telling me we need to take a break. FMLL<br><br>By: arthur669<br />on 25-06-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 31 | No Votes: 41<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last night me and my boyfriend and his twin brother went to a party. I </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Love/778</link>
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    <![CDATA[Last night me and my boyfriend and his twin brother went to a party. I started to mess around with him. Come to find out it was his brother and he didnt even stop me. FML<br><br>By: ---<br />on 24-06-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 55 | No Votes: 29<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last week I found out my ex (of over 3 years) is getting married. I </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Love/774</link>
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    <![CDATA[Last week I found out my ex (of over 3 years) is getting married. I didnt really care until I found out the date they picked....My birthday. (Crazy Biatch) youFML<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 24-06-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 47 | No Votes: 29<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Recently I invited a friend to a party. We were just friends. I warned them </title>
  <link>http://www.youfml.com/view/Intimacy/769</link>
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    <![CDATA[Recently I invited a friend to a party. We were just friends. I warned them that sometimes when drunk i will force myself on people. I ended up having sex for hours with my friend and now Im falling for him but Im still in love with my ex too.  (alcohol) youFML<br><br>By: lostintranslation<br />on 23-06-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 60 | No Votes: 61<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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